July 2011
CUTEST THING EVER:
Your crush smiling at you.
Expectation:
Him
You
Reality:
Him
You
ViceGanda going to Pangasinan (Twitter)
ViceGanda: Now listening to Bruno Mars while on our way to Pangasinan
@danchu: noh nman gawa mo sa pangasinan vice??
ViceGanda: bili lang ice candy init kasi e.
@alexcatabay: san sa pangasinan destination niyo?
ViceGanda: LIPA
@egogardo: ano gamit mo sasakyan papuntang pangasinan?
ViceGanda: roller blades
@sneakerhead777: ice candy uy pabili rin ako stawberry flavor! joke:)
ViceGanda: ay wala. Ampalaya and sigarilyas flavor lang.
@kukijarr: Bakit sa pangasinan ang punta mo?
ViceGanda: dahil may pakay ako sa Cebu.
@billyjoelcraw: Teh san sa pangasinan? taga pangasinan ako eh
ViceGanda: di lang ikaw. Marami kayo.
@arianne_gel: ang layo ng pangasinan sa cebu
ViceGanda: ang layu m0 din sa IQ m0. Lapitan m0 sya dali.
The best excuse.
Teacher: Where's your homework?
Girl: Um... (looks to boyfriend for help)
Boy: It was my fault. Sorry.
Girl: (whispers) What are you doing?
(he smiled & winked at her)
Teacher: What?
Boy: It was my fault.
Teacher: How so?
Boy: I walked her to school today
& offered to carry her books.
Teacher: So where's her homework?
Boy: I dropped it.
Teacher: Why?
Boy: I dropped it when I was beating up a guy for saying you weren't the best teacher ever.
(everyone laughs & teacher smiles)
Teacher: I'll give you one more day
to get it finished.
AWW CUTE : 3
When you're on your period and you finally stand...
hayilla:
Kung ang pagmamahal parang computer lang,ehdi sana...
Daga.
Daga1: Ako tapang, kain ako racumin.
Daga2: Mas tapang ako, kain ako cheese with mouse trap.
Daga3: Tapang ako sa lahat!
...
Daga 2: Bakit?
Daga3: Girlfriend ko pusa.
Ayoko sanang bumitaw pero mahirap ipaglaban ang...
❒ Born this way ❒ Born to be somebody ✔ Born on my...
Seeing younger kids with a better love life.
Yung feeling na kaya ka pa rin niya pangitiin...
Ang " PERA " Ko Kapag Bakasyon parang COKE .......
